beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

(via nsome)

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together
bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

(via discoveringdaniel)

laughterneverdies:

I love that Nikolaj is like I don’t even know you people and then there’s Peter who looks like he’s just standing there screaming
laughterneverdies:

I love that Nikolaj is like I don’t even know you people and then there’s Peter who looks like he’s just standing there screaming

laughterneverdies:

I love that Nikolaj is like I don’t even know you people and then there’s Peter who looks like he’s just standing there screaming

(via discoveringdaniel)

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(via electricsundials)

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

(via starshineeyes)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via misterchristofelees)

telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

(via fake-mermaid)

interquast:

rydenthatdick:

DAAAMMNNNN

HOLY SHIT
interquast:

rydenthatdick:

DAAAMMNNNN

HOLY SHIT